[:en]These 31 charts will destroy your faith in humanity

1) Razboaiele inter-statale sunt in crestere din anul 2002. Zoom pe linia roz:

Inter-state wars are on the rise since 2002

         2) Dictaturile inca exista:

Dictatorships still exist3) Nu am eradicat sclavia umana:

We haven’t eradicated human slavery

4) Oamenii din intreaga lume devin la fel de lenesi ca francezii:

People around the world are becoming just as lazy as the French

5) Priviti toate prostiile frivole pe care dam banii:

Look at all the frivolous crap we’re spending money on

6) Cam toata lumea din Statele Unite poate citi acum Cincizeci de nuante de gri:

Pretty much everyone in the United States can now read Fifty Shades of Grey

7) Oamenii de 77 de ani mor mai mult ca oricand:

8) Am invins boala infectioasa doar pentru a gasi modalitati mai oribile de a muri:

We vanquished infectious disease only to find more horrible ways to die

9) Facem progrese in domeniul tratamentelor pentru cancer, dar grafice urate cu fonduri albastre raman un fapt trist al vietii moderne:

We’re making progress on cancer treatments, but ugly charts with blue backgrounds remain a depressing fact of modern life10) Au existat 31.672 de decese datorate armelor, in Statele Unite, in 2010:

There were 31,672 deaths from guns in the United States in 2010

11) Inca ne impuscam tot timpul:

We’re still shooting each other all the time

12) O cincime din populatia lumii a trait in saracie totala, in 2000:

A fifth of the world lived in absolute poverty in 2000

13) Iar diagrame cu fundal albastru. Ajunge:

Again with the charts with the blue background. Stop it

14) Rezerva natiunii de copii smecheri care fumeaza ajunge la un nivel periculos de scazut:

The nation’s supply of cool kids who smoke is reaching a perilous low

15) Copii enervanti sunt peste tot:

Annoying babies are everywhere

16) Daca aceste tendinte vor continua pe termen nelimitat, vom cheltui in curand 100 la suta din PIB pentru cercetare malariei:

If these trends continue indefinitely, we’ll soon be spending 100 percent of GDP on malaria research

17) Acest tabel are atat de multe linii ondulate, incat trebuie sa te intrebi daca ascunde ceva:

This chart has so many squiggly lines you have to wonder if it’s hiding something

18) Pierdem tone de apa la dusuri:

We’re wasting tons of water on showers19) Fluorizarea in crestere a rezervei de apa din SUA ne transforma pe toti in comunisti:

Rising fluoridation of the U.S. water supply is turning us all into Communists20) Ratele de electricitate au stagnat din 1960:

Electrification rates have stagnated since the 1960s21) Unii dintre noi inca folosesc lemnul pentru energie. Lemn!

Some of us are still using wood for energy. Wood

22) Pittsburgh revine la conditiile din era 1900:

Pittsburgh is reverting to 1900-era conditions

23) Numarul de tocilari este in continua crestere:

The number of nerds keeps growing

24) Doamne tocilari, chiar:

Lady nerds, even

25) Oamenii au mai multe oportunitati sa se plictisesc ca inainte:

People have more opportunities to get bored than ever before26) E din ce in ce mai ieftin sa generezi e-deseuri toxice:

It’s getting cheaper and cheaper to generate toxic e-waste

27) Robotii o sa ne ucida pe toti, in orice moment:

Robots are going to kill us all any day now

28) Tot mai multi oameni se confrunta cu iadul calatoriilor aeriene moderne:

More and more people are encountering the hell of modern air travel

29) Acest tabel nu include decesele cauzate de masinile zburatoare, deoarece  – oh, da – inca nu exista:

This chart doesn’t include fatalities from flying cars because — oh right — those still don’t exist

30) Din nou, nu exista masini zburatoare. Ne-au promis masini zburatoare. Si motoare de racheta:

Again, no flying cars. We were promised flying cars. And jetpacks

31) Grafic BONUS: Oamenii trebuie de fapt sa lucreze mai multe ore decat o faceau in 1895, doar pentru a-si permite o simpla lingurita de argint:

BONUS CHART People actually have to work more hours than they did back in 1895

Nu ii credeti pe optimisti. Totul este ingrozitor.

 

5 motive pentru care puteti deveni  PARTENER  Add-Energy Renewable Romania

Pentru  a deveni PARTENER  ADD ENERGY ,accesati  sectiunea     register_now_2

        Pentru mai multe detalii accesati sectiunea   Contact-Us